ABOUT ME
Hello there, I’m RIGGZ, and no, that’s not short for anything fancy like Riggorius Maximus – it’s just RIGGZ. Born on a planet you’ve probably never heard of, I grew up learning how to fix speeder bikes before I could walk. I’m a Mandalorian, which means I wear more metal than your grandmother’s kitchen and have a fondness for jetpacks that would make a rocket scientist blush.
My hobbies include long walks in hostile territories, negotiating with blaster pistols (they’re surprisingly persuasive), and collecting rare helmets – because, let’s face it, you can never have too many. My jetpack is my best mate; it’s been with me through more ups and downs than a stock market trader on a caffeine binge.
I’ve got a knack for getting into trouble – but don’t worry, I always bring a spare blaster. I once arm-wrestled a Wookiee, and let’s just say it didn’t end well for the table we were using. My philosophy? Shoot first, ask questions never. Why bother with questions when you’ve got a perfectly good blaster at your side?
So, if you need someone to track down a bounty, rescue a princess, or just provide witty banter while deflecting laser bolts, I’m your Mandalorian. Just don’t ask me to take off my helmet, or worse, share my secret recipe for the galaxy’s best Bantha steak.
Hope you find this bio amusing and fitting for RIGGZ!